| Unusual Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Taunt: The Director's Vision | 1 |
| Haunted Items (14) | # |
|---|---|
| Steel Pipes | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul | 1 |
| Sir Hootsalot | 1 |
| Exorcizor | 1 |
| Scarecrow | 1 |
| Zipperface | 1 |
| Grand Duchess Tutu | 1 |
| Rump-o'-Lantern | 1 |
| Bone-Cut Belt | 1 |
| Wings of Purity | 1 |
| Crispy Golden Locks | 1 |
| Creature's Grin | 1 |
| Freedom Feathers | 1 |
| Genuine Items (7) | # |
|---|---|
| Pilotka | 1 |
| Stahlhelm | 1 |
| Robot Chicken Hat | 1 |
| Faerie Solitaire Pin | 1 |
| Public Accessor | 1 |
| Fear Monger | 1 |
| Firefly | 1 |
| Strange Items (56) | # |
|---|---|
| Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I | 1 |
| Medi Gun | 1 |
| Revolver | 1 |
| Natascha | 1 |
| Degreaser | 1 |
| Axtinguisher | 1 |
| Chargin' Targe | 1 |
| Lollichop | 1 |
| Rainblower | 1 |
| Backburner | 1 |
| Sandman | 1 |
| Boston Basher | 1 |
| Equalizer | 1 |
| Rocket Launcher | 1 |
| Knife | 1 |
| Frontier Justice | 1 |
| Stickybomb Launcher | 1 |
| Persian Persuader | 1 |
| Scotsman's Skullcutter | 1 |
| Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I | 1 |
| Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I | 1 |
| Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 1 |
| Bonk! Atomic Punch | 1 |
| Hitman's Heatmaker | 1 |
| Battalion's Backup | 1 |
| Ambassador | 1 |
| Powerjack | 1 |
| Pain Train | 1 |
| Razorback | 1 |
| Sleeveless in Siberia | 1 |
| North Polar Fleece | 1 |
| Wartime Warmth | 1 |
| Loch-n-Load | 1 |
| Winger | 1 |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 1 |
| Bazaar Bargain | 1 |
| Conniver's Kunai | 1 |
| Dead Ringer | 1 |
| Bottle | 1 |
| Bushwacka | 1 |
| Back Scratcher | 1 |
| Jarate | 1 |
| Dalokohs Bar | 1 |
| Half-Zatoichi | 1 |
| Widowmaker | 1 |
| Southern Hospitality | 1 |
| Classic | 1 |
| Direct Hit | 1 |
| Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats | 1 |
| Bot Dogger | 1 |
| Winter Woodsman | 1 |
| Phlogistinator | 1 |
| Third Degree | 1 |
| Flame Thrower | 1 |
| Unique Items (423) | # |
|---|---|
| Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask | 1 |
| Soldier of Fortune | 1 |
| Alien Swarm Parasite | 2 |
| Cheater's Lament | 1 |
| Mann Co. Cap | 1 |
| Black Box | 2 |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 2 |
| Shortstop | 1 |
| Holy Mackerel | 1 |
| Mad Milk | 1 |
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head | 1 |
| Engineer Mask | 1 |
| Pyro Mask | 1 |
| Scout Mask | 1 |
| Soldier Mask | 1 |
| Spy Mask | 1 |
| Heavy Mask | 1 |
| Demoman Mask | 1 |
| Sniper Mask | 1 |
| Medic Mask | 1 |
| Saxton Hale Mask | 1 |
| Iron Curtain | 1 |
| Lugermorph | 1 |
| License to Maim | 1 |
| Enthusiast's Timepiece | 1 |
| Dangeresque, Too? | 1 |
| Treasure Hat | 1 |
| World Traveler's Hat | 1 |
| Vita-Saw | 1 |
| Claidheamh Mòr | 1 |
| Warrior's Spirit | 1 |
| Loch-n-Load | 1 |
| Knife | 1 |
| Ellis' Cap | 3 |
| Frying Pan | 4 |
| Dealer's Visor | 1 |
| Half-Zatoichi | 1 |
| Fan O'War | 1 |
| Spiral Sallet | 1 |
| Proof of Purchase | 1 |
| Atomizer | 1 |
| Market Gardener | 1 |
| Bronze Dueling Badge | 1 |
| Professor Speks | 1 |
| Summer Shades | 2 |
| Liberty Launcher | 2 |
| Mantreads | 2 |
| Quick-Fix | 1 |
| Ghastlierest Gibus | 2 |
| Noise Maker - TF Birthday | 1 |
| Party Hat | 1 |
| Manniversary Paper Hat | 1 |
| Old Guadalajara | 1 |
| Seal Mask | 1 |
| MONOCULUS! | 1 |
| Bombinomicon | 1 |
| Bootlegger | 1 |
| Security Shades | 1 |
| Noise Maker - Winter Holiday | 3 |
| Bolt Action Blitzer | 1 |
| Spy-cicle | 1 |
| Your Worst Nightmare | 1 |
| Pyrovision Goggles | 1 |
| Eureka Effect | 1 |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 1 |
| Business Casual | 1 |
| Holiday Punch | 1 |
| Cleaner's Carbine | 1 |
| Liquor Locker | 1 |
| SpaceChem Pin | 1 |
| Rocket Jumper | 3 |
| Sharpened Volcano Fragment | 1 |
| Reserve Shooter | 1 |
| Fishcake | 1 |
| Widowmaker | 1 |
| Machina | 1 |
| Diamondback | 1 |
| Manmelter | 1 |
| Cozy Camper | 1 |
| Power Up Canteen | 1 |
| Red-Tape Recorder | 3 |
| Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe | 1 |
| Napper's Respite | 1 |
| Barely-Melted Capacitor | 28 |
| Bird-Man of Aberdeen | 1 |
| Wanga Prick | 1 |
| Dueling Mini-Game | 7 |
| HazMat Headcase | 1 |
| Beggar's Bazooka | 1 |
| Disciplinary Action | 1 |
| Scorch Shot | 1 |
| Splendid Screen | 1 |
| Tomislav | 1 |
| Short Circuit | 2 |
| Big Earner | 1 |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 2 |
| Huo-Long Heater | 1 |
| Saxxy Clapper Badge | 1 |
| Gentle Munitionne of Leisure | 1 |
| Sight for Sore Eyes | 1 |
| Mann Co. Online Cap | 1 |
| Quäckenbirdt | 1 |
| Tux | 1 |
| Full Head of Steam | 1 |
| Samson Skewer | 1 |
| Dapper Disguise | 1 |
| Bloodhound | 1 |
| Necronomicrown | 1 |
| Long Fall Loafers | 1 |
| Rescue Ranger | 1 |
| Operation Steel Trap Badge | 1 |
| Jag | 1 |
| Operation Gear Grinder Badge | 1 |
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 1 |
| Enforcer | 1 |
| Flunkyware | 1 |
| Flight of the Monarch | 2 |
| Hanger-On Hood | 1 |
| Vaccinator | 1 |
| Summer Appetizer Crate | 4 |
| Orange Summer 2013 Cooler | 14 |
| Red Summer 2013 Cooler | 17 |
| Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler | 12 |
| Green Summer 2013 Cooler | 11 |
| Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler | 13 |
| Das Feelinbeterbager | 2 |
| Das Hazmattenhatten | 1 |
| Macho Mann | 2 |
| Bigg Mann on Campus | 1 |
| Backpack Broiler | 2 |
| Shogun's Shoulder Guard | 1 |
| Caribbean Conqueror | 1 |
| Cobber Chameleon | 2 |
| Cool Cat Cardigan | 1 |
| Compatriot | 1 |
| Trash Toter | 2 |
| Caffeine Cooler | 2 |
| Blue Summer 2013 Cooler | 13 |
| Brown Summer 2013 Cooler | 4 |
| Black Summer 2013 Cooler | 2 |
| Lieutenant Bites | 1 |
| Brawling Buccaneer | 1 |
| Das Fantzipantzen | 1 |
| Brock's Locks | 1 |
| Soldier's Stogie | 1 |
| Fast Learner | 1 |
| Grizzled Growth | 1 |
| Gabe Glasses | 1 |
| Belgian Detective | 1 |
| Fall 2013 Acorns Crate | 1 |
| Spellbook Magazine | 3 |
| Spooky Crate | 7 |
| Skull Island Topper | 1 |
| Manneater | 1 |
| Snaggletoothed Stetson | 1 |
| Maniac's Manacles | 1 |
| Death Support Pack | 1 |
| Polly Putrid | 1 |
| Giftapult | 12 |
| Name Tag | 9 |
| Description Tag | 10 |
| Mann Co. Supply Crate | 358 |
| Nice Winter Crate 2013 | 4 |
| Festive Sapper | 1 |
| Festive Wrangler | 1 |
| Kit | 3 |
| Naughty Winter Crate 2013 | 2 |
| Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser | 1 |
| War on Smissmas Battle Hood | 1 |
| War on Smissmas Battle Socks | 1 |
| Endothermic Exowear | 1 |
| Back Scatter | 1 |
| Mann Co. Stockpile Crate | 2 |
| Egghead's Overalls | 1 |
| Level Three Chin | 1 |
| Air Strike | 1 |
| El Muchacho | 1 |
| Crazy Legs | 1 |
| Ghost of Spies Checked Past | 1 |
| Rogue's Rabbit | 1 |
| Supernatural Stalker | 1 |
| Necro Smasher | 1 |
| Boxcar Bomber | 1 |
| Brooklyn Booties | 1 |
| Snow Sleeves | 1 |
| Winter Woodsman | 2 |
| Double Dynamite | 1 |
| Thermal Tracker | 1 |
| Crossing Guard | 1 |
| Insulated Inventor | 1 |
| Double Dog Dare Demo Pants | 1 |
| Mann Co. Supply Munition | 34 |
| Naughty Winter Crate 2014 | 1 |
| Strangifier | 3 |
| Sole Mate | 1 |
| Gun Mettle Campaign Coin | 1 |
| Bat Outta Hell | 1 |
| Invasion Community Update Coin | 1 |
| Soul Gargoyle | 1 |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 1 |
| Trepanabotomizer | 1 |
| Horned Honcho | 1 |
| Immobile Suit | 1 |
| Rugged Respirator | 1 |
| Pin Pals | 1 |
| Face Plante | 1 |
| Raven's Visage | 1 |
| Plutonidome | 1 |
| Birdie Bonnet | 1 |
| Roo Rippers | 1 |
| Beast from Below | 1 |
| Idiot Box | 1 |
| Carious Chameleon | 1 |
| Iron Bomber | 2 |
| Tough Break Campaign Stamp | 1 |
| Peculiarly Drab Tincture | 1 |
| Dillinger's Duffel | 1 |
| Pop-Eyes | 1 |
| Birdman of Australiacatraz | 2 |
| Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm | 1 |
| Sergeant's Drill Hat | 1 |
| Spooky Sleeves | 1 |
| Head Warmer | 1 |
| Medi-Mask | 1 |
| Rail Spikes | 1 |
| Scotch Bonnet | 1 |
| Purity Fist | 1 |
| King of Scotland Cape | 1 |
| Steel Sixpack | 1 |
| Tin-1000 | 1 |
| Allbrero | 1 |
| Competitive Matchmaking Pass | 1 |
| Sole Saviors | 2 |
| Weight Room Warmer | 1 |
| Kiss King | 1 |
| Dark Falkirk Helm | 1 |
| Mayflower Cosmetic Case | 1 |
| Tough Break Cosmetic Case | 1 |
| Conscientious Objector | 4 |
| Zepheniah's Greed | 1 |
| Rainy Day Cosmetic Case | 11 |
| Jungle Inferno ConTracker | 1 |
| Cut Throat Concierge | 1 |
| All-Father | 1 |
| Noble Amassment of Hats | 1 |
| Face Full of Festive | 1 |
| Second Banana | 2 |
| Monstrous Memento | 1 |
| Thermal Thruster | 1 |
| Himalayan Hair Shirt | 1 |
| Ol' Snaggletooth | 1 |
| Strange Count Transfer Tool | 9 |
| Unleash the Beast Cosmetic Case | 6 |
| Battle-Worn Robot Taunt Processor | 3 |
| Reinforced Robot Bomb Stabilizer | 4 |
| Reinforced Robot Humor Suppression Pump | 2 |
| Abominable Snow Pants | 1 |
| Operation Two Cities Badge | 1 |
| Fabricator | 5 |
| Salty Dog | 1 |
| Antlers | 2 |
| Cute Suit | 3 |
| Cotton Head | 1 |
| Itsy Bitsy Spyer | 1 |
| Viking Braider | 3 |
| Kathman-Hairdo | 1 |
| Class Token - Demoman | 1 |
| Mann-Bird of Aberdeen | 1 |
| Fancy Spellbook | 1 |
| Abominable Cosmetic Case | 3 |
| Lone Star | 1 |
| Brainiac Goggles | 1 |
| Cosa Nostra Cap | 1 |
| Noble Hatter's Violet | 2 |
| Blue Moon Cosmetic Case | 10 |
| Saxton | 1 |
| Detonator | 1 |
| Neon Annihilator | 1 |
| B-ankh! | 1 |
| Winter 2018 Cosmetic Case | 2 |
| Summer 2019 Cosmetic Case | 5 |
| Sandvich | 1 |
| Overdose | 1 |
| Buffalo Steak Sandvich | 1 |
| Kritzkrieg | 1 |
| Ullapool Caber | 1 |
| Original | 1 |
| Force-A-Nature | 1 |
| Gunboats | 1 |
| Eingineer | 1 |
| Pyro Shark | 1 |
| Wild Whip | 1 |
| Spooky Spoils Case | 3 |
| Bonk! Atomic Punch | 1 |
| Indubitably Green | 1 |
| Winter 2019 War Paint Case | 4 |
| Winter 2019 Cosmetic Case | 3 |
| Tide Turner | 1 |
| Wicked Windfall Case | 4 |
| Crit-a-Cola | 2 |
| Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case | 1 |
| Muskelmannbraun | 1 |
| Eviction Notice | 1 |
| Battalion's Backup | 1 |
| Winter 2020 Cosmetic Case | 6 |
| Gas Passer | 1 |
| Winter 2020 War Paint Case | 1 |
| Soda Popper | 1 |
| Postal Pummeler | 1 |
| Summer 2021 Cosmetic Case | 4 |
| Family Business | 1 |
| Computron 5000 | 1 |
| War Dog | 1 |
| Cloak and Dagger | 1 |
| Huntsman | 1 |
| Winter 2021 Cosmetic Case | 7 |
| Medic Mech-Bag | 1 |
| Escape Plan | 1 |
| B.A.S.E. Jumper | 1 |
| Your Eternal Reward | 1 |
| Loose Cannon | 1 |
| Pomson 6000 | 1 |
| Jarate | 1 |
| Natascha | 1 |
| Summer 2022 Cosmetic Case | 2 |
| Righteous Bison | 1 |
| Darwin's Danger Shield | 1 |
| Ghoulish Gains Case | 2 |
| Mann Co. Orange | 1 |
| Fancy Dress Uniform | 1 |
| Clan Pride | 3 |
| Photo Badge | 1 |
| Well-Rounded Rifleman | 1 |
| Frenchman's Formals | 1 |
| Mutton Mann | 1 |
| Winter 2022 Cosmetic Case | 11 |
| Fists of Steel | 1 |
| Hot Hand | 1 |
| Concheror | 1 |
| Panic Attack | 1 |
| Employee of the Mmmph | 1 |
| Warmth Preserver | 1 |
| Deus Specs | 1 |
| Magnificent Mongolian | 1 |
| Pomade Prince | 1 |
| Villain's Veil | 1 |
| Glengarry Bonnet | 1 |
| Graybanns | 1 |
| Croft's Crest | 1 |
| Bonedolier | 1 |
| Private Eye | 1 |
| Blood Banker | 1 |
| Digit Divulger | 1 |
| Coupe D'isaster | 1 |
| Tough Guy's Toque | 2 |
| Furious Fukaamigasa | 1 |
| Paisley Pro | 1 |
| Direct Hit | 1 |
| Armored Authority | 1 |
| Classic | 1 |
| Awesomenauts Badge | 1 |
| Toowoomba Tunic | 1 |
| Minnesota Slick | 1 |
| Vintage Tyrolean | 1 |
| Pocket Pyro | 1 |
| Hot Dogger | 1 |
| Extra Layer | 2 |
| Five-Month Shadow | 1 |
| Antarctic Parka | 1 |
| Tippler's Tricorne | 1 |
| Balloonicorn | 1 |
| Builder's Blueprints | 1 |
| Razor Cut | 1 |
| Russian Rocketeer | 1 |
| Magistrate's Mullet | 1 |
| Tartan Shade | 1 |
| Grimm Hatte | 1 |
| Tomb Wrapper | 1 |
| Runner's Warm-Up | 1 |
| Chucklenuts | 1 |
| Centurion | 1 |
| Triad Trinket | 1 |
| Tomb Readers | 1 |
| Federal Casemaker | 1 |
| Cheet Sheet | 1 |
| Glasgow Great Helm | 1 |
| Scoper's Smoke | 1 |
| Prinny Hat | 1 |
| Tyrant's Helm | 1 |
| Infernal Impaler | 1 |
| Pounding Father | 1 |
| Stainless Pot | 1 |
| Janissary Ketche | 1 |
| Professor's Peculiarity | 1 |
| Wet Works | 1 |
| Modest Pile of Hat | 1 |
| Crosslinker's Coil | 1 |
| Brass Beast | 1 |
| Summer 2023 Cosmetic Case | 1 |
| Summer 2023 War Paint Case | 1 |
| Bone-Chilling Bonanza Case | 2 |
| Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats | 1 |
| Brown Bomber | 1 |
| Cuban Bristle Crisis | 1 |
| Hong Kong Cone | 1 |
| Dual-Core Devil Doll | 1 |
| Reindoonicorn | 1 |
| Brotherhood of Arms | 1 |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 1 |
| Winter 2023 Cosmetic Case | 1 |
| Summer 2024 Cosmetic Case | 2 |
| Ali Baba's Wee Booties | 1 |
| Neckwear Headwear | 1 |
| Terrifying Trove Case | 17 |
| Eyelander | 1 |
| Scream Fortress XVI War Paint Case | 4 |
| Scrap Metal | 13 |
| Reclaimed Metal | 17 |
| Conniver's Kunai | 1 |
| Reinforced Robot Emotion Detector | 1 |
| Backpack Expander | 1 |
| Refined Metal | 89 |
| Mann Co. Supply Crate Key | 14 |
| Vintage Items (99) | # |
|---|---|
| Soldier's Stash | 1 |
| Bonk! Atomic Punch | 2 |
| Axtinguisher | 2 |
| Backburner | 5 |
| Ubersaw | 2 |
| Ambassador | 3 |
| Dead Ringer | 1 |
| Razorback | 4 |
| Killing Gloves of Boxing | 2 |
| Blutsauger | 2 |
| Jarate | 3 |
| Professional's Panama | 1 |
| Texas Slim's Dome Shine | 1 |
| Tough Guy's Toque | 1 |
| Master's Yellow Belt | 1 |
| Noble Amassment of Hats | 1 |
| Shooter's Sola Topi | 1 |
| Ye Olde Baker Boy | 1 |
| Sergeant's Drill Hat | 1 |
| Fancy Fedora | 1 |
| Gunslinger | 1 |
| Wrangler | 1 |
| Scottish Resistance | 1 |
| Pain Train | 2 |
| Gunboats | 1 |
| Homewrecker | 1 |
| Southern Hospitality | 2 |
| Hotrod | 1 |
| Buff Banner | 2 |
| Chargin' Targe | 2 |
| Dalokohs Bar | 2 |
| Force-A-Nature | 1 |
| Crit-a-Cola | 1 |
| Sandman | 1 |
| Direct Hit | 2 |
| Prussian Pickelhaube | 8 |
| Heavy Duty Rag | 1 |
| Frenchman's Beret | 1 |
| Baseball Bill's Sports Shine | 1 |
| Respectless Rubber Glove | 1 |
| Demoman's Fro | 1 |
| Backbiter's Billycock | 1 |
| Camera Beard | 1 |
| Physician's Procedure Mask | 1 |
| Football Helmet | 205 |
| Foster's Facade | 1 |
| Scotsman's Stove Pipe | 1 |
| Glengarry Bonnet | 2 |
| Bloke's Bucket Hat | 1 |
| Natascha | 2 |
| Sun-on-a-Stick | 1 |
| Companion Cube Pin | 1 |
| Brain Bucket | 1 |
| Dead Cone | 1 |
| Lo-Fi Longwave | 1 |
| Whiskered Gentleman | 1 |
| Texas Ten Gallon | 1 |
| Safe'n'Sound | 1 |
| Hustler's Hallmark | 1 |
| Brigade Helm | 1 |
| Trophy Belt | 1 |
| Killer Exclusive | 1 |
| Pyrovision Goggles | 3 |
| Mining Light | 1 |
| Batter's Helmet | 1 |
| Otolaryngologist's Mirror | 1 |
| Engineer's Cap | 1 |
| Stainless Pot | 1 |
| Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative | 1 |
| Cloak and Dagger | 3 |
| Tribalman's Shiv | 1 |
| Frontier Justice | 2 |
| Amputator | 1 |
| Huntsman | 1 |
| Sandvich | 2 |
| Flare Gun | 2 |
| Scotsman's Skullcutter | 3 |
| Eyelander | 1 |
| Equalizer | 2 |
| Escape Plan | 1 |
| Bonk Helm | 1 |
| Kritzkrieg | 2 |
| Officer's Ushanka | 1 |
| Pyro's Beanie | 1 |
| Tippler's Tricorne | 1 |
| Magistrate's Mullet | 1 |
| Ze Goggles | 1 |
| Towering Pillar of Hats | 1 |
| Stockbroker's Scarf | 1 |
| Tyrant's Helm | 1 |
| Hound Dog | 1 |
| Vintage Merryweather | 1 |
| Whoopee Cap | 1 |
| Modest Pile of Hat | 1 |
| Killer's Kabuto | 1 |
| Triboniophorus Tyrannus | 1 |
| Gentleman's Gatsby | 1 |
| Vintage Tyrolean | 1 |
| Troublemaker's Tossle Cap | 1 |
| Elite Items (5) | # |
|---|---|
| Red Rock Roscoe Pistol | 1 |
| Sand Cannon Rocket Launcher | 1 |
| Towering Patch of Pumpkins | 1 |
| Sear Seer | 1 |
| Towering Pile of Presents | 1 |
| Civilian Items (5) | # |
|---|---|
| Civic Duty Mk.II War Paint | 12 |
| Civil Servant Mk.II War Paint | 9 |
| Nutcracker Mk.II War Paint | 1 |
| Plaid Potshotter Mk.II War Paint | 1 |
| Smalltown Bringdown Rocket Launcher | 1 |
| Freelance Items (3) | # |
|---|---|
| Iron Wood Mk.II War Paint | 1 |
| Autumn Mk.II War Paint | 3 |
| Macabre Web Mk.II War Paint | 2 |
| Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Plaid Potshotter Mk.II War Paint | 1 |
| Assassin Items (8) | # |
|---|---|
| Sudden Flurry Stickybomb Launcher | 1 |
| Psychedelic Slugger Revolver | 3 |
| Balloonicorn Flame Thrower | 2 |
| Sweet Dreams Grenade Launcher | 1 |
| Balloonicorn Sniper Rifle | 2 |
| Purple Range Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Contaminated Carryall | 1 |
| Necropolish War Paint | 1 |
| Commando Items (28) | # |
|---|---|
| Wrapped Reviver Medi Gun | 6 |
| Night Terror Scattergun | 4 |
| Woodland Warrior Rocket Launcher | 10 |
| Corsair Medi Gun | 1 |
| Hunter in Darkness | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater War Paint | 5 |
| Melody of Misery | 1 |
| Voodoo Vizier | 1 |
| El Zapateador | 1 |
| Skullbrero | 1 |
| Soviet Strongmann | 1 |
| Madmann's Muzzle | 1 |
| Discovision | 1 |
| Alakablamicon | 2 |
| Second-Head Headwear | 2 |
| Hook, Line, and Thinker | 1 |
| Optic Nerve | 1 |
| Eyequarium | 1 |
| Carpet Bomber Stickybomb Launcher | 3 |
| Flash Fryer Flame Thrower | 1 |
| Airwolf Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Surgeon General | 2 |
| Strigoi Stare | 1 |
| Hellish Overlord | 1 |
| Shadow Shroud | 1 |
| Nuclear Necessity | 1 |
| Delldozer | 1 |
| Crawlspace Critters War Paint | 1 |
| Mercenary Items (102) | # |
|---|---|
| Night Owl Sniper Rifle | 12 |
| Forest Fire Flame Thrower | 16 |
| Backwoods Boomstick Shotgun | 12 |
| Masked Mender Medi Gun | 13 |
| Woodsy Widowmaker SMG | 9 |
| King of the Jungle Minigun | 13 |
| Face of Mercy | 1 |
| Prehistoric Pullover | 1 |
| Smokey Sombrero | 1 |
| Brain Candy Pistol | 2 |
| Stabbed to Hell Knife | 3 |
| Flower Power Revolver | 3 |
| Brain Candy Minigun | 1 |
| Brain Candy Knife | 1 |
| Blue Mew SMG | 1 |
| Flower Power Scattergun | 2 |
| Blitzkrieg SMG | 1 |
| Universal Translator | 1 |
| Tiger Buffed War Paint | 4 |
| Bloom Buffed War Paint | 9 |
| Anodized Aloha War Paint | 6 |
| Attack Packs | 1 |
| Merc Stained War Paint | 12 |
| Quack Canvassed War Paint | 15 |
| Deity's Dress | 1 |
| Sharp Chest Pain | 1 |
| Vitals Vest | 1 |
| Battle Boonie | 1 |
| Commando Elite | 1 |
| Nuke | 1 |
| Bait and Bite | 1 |
| Most Dangerous Mane | 1 |
| Pithy Professional | 1 |
| Classy Capper | 1 |
| Forest Footwear | 1 |
| Fireman's Essentials | 1 |
| Conaghers' Utility Idol | 1 |
| Shellmet | 1 |
| Fat Man's Field Cap | 1 |
| Mannana Peeled War Paint | 7 |
| Star Crossed War Paint | 8 |
| Cardboard Boxed War Paint | 3 |
| Leopard Printed War Paint | 3 |
| Bamboo Brushed War Paint | 2 |
| Pompous Privateer | 1 |
| Mediterranean Mercenary | 2 |
| Backbreaker's Guards | 1 |
| Stapler's Specs | 1 |
| Bottle Cap | 1 |
| Shutterbug | 1 |
| Dancing Doe | 1 |
| Melted Mop | 1 |
| Pocket Yeti | 1 |
| Trucker's Topper | 1 |
| Blast Blocker | 1 |
| Pocket Santa | 1 |
| Puffy Polar Cap | 1 |
| Sinner's Shade | 1 |
| Phobos Filter | 1 |
| Final Frontiersman | 1 |
| Hellmet | 1 |
| Deadbeats | 1 |
| El Mostacho | 1 |
| Bat Hat | 1 |
| Candy Cranium | 1 |
| Convict Cap | 1 |
| Fuel Injector | 1 |
| Derangement Garment | 1 |
| Pocket Halloween Boss | 1 |
| Party Poncho | 1 |
| Festive Fascinator | 1 |
| Yule Hog | 1 |
| Spooky Head-Bouncers | 2 |
| Hat Outta Hell | 3 |
| Smiling Somen | 2 |
| Death Stare | 2 |
| Trickster's Treats | 2 |
| Twisted Topper | 2 |
| Scariest Mask EVER | 2 |
| Creepy Crawlers | 2 |
| Beanie the All-Gnawing | 2 |
| Simple Spirits War Paint | 1 |
| Gifting Mann's Wrapping Paper War Paint | 1 |
| Lightning Rod Shotgun | 1 |
| Turbine Torcher Flame Thrower | 1 |
| Aqua Marine Rocket Launcher | 1 |
| Lumbercap | 1 |
| Bread Biter | 1 |
| Fleet Commander | 2 |
| Defaced Detonator | 2 |
| Strikeout | 3 |
| Nightfall Veil | 1 |
| Triboniophorus Gentlemannus | 2 |
| Mannhattan Protect | 2 |
| School Nuisance | 2 |
| Witch Doctor | 3 |
| Spider Sights | 1 |
| Dusk Duster | 1 |
| Cream Corned War Paint | 1 |
| Spider Season War Paint | 1 |
| Gourdy Green War Paint | 1 |
| SMG | 1 |