| Genuine Items (23) | # |
|---|---|
| Madness vs Machines Boundless Heart 2019 | 1 |
| Madness vs Machines Burnished Beryl 2019 | 1 |
| Madness vs Machines Grandiose Garnet 2019 | 1 |
| Madness vs Machines Tempered Tourmaline 2019 | 1 |
| Madness vs Machines Royal Rhodonite 2019 | 1 |
| Mashed Mediocrity Potato 2020 | 1 |
| Madness vs Machines Chaotic Crystal 2019 | 1 |
| Replica Titanium Tank 2020 | 1 |
| Starched Silliness Potato Lookalike 2021 | 1 |
| Binary Blackout Silver Soldier 2021 | 1 |
| Binary Blackout Bronze Beginner 2021 | 1 |
| Binary Blackout Golden Great 2021 | 1 |
| Peculiar Pandemonium Tungsten Robot of Leaded Lunacy | 1 |
| Anniversary Annihilation Participation Trophy 2022 | 1 |
| Osmium Ordinance Tungsten Tank 2024 | 1 |
| Osmium Ordinance Bohrium Buster 2024 | 1 |
| Magnetic Mayhem Fiendish Fuchsite 2024 | 1 |
| Magnetic Mayhem Monstrous Megalomaniacal Mastodon 2024 | 1 |
| Ghoulish Gambit Haunted Tank 2024 | 1 |
| Ghoulish Gambit Poisonous Potato 2024 | 1 |
| Bolted Barbecue Quintuple-Baked Potato 2025 | 1 |
| Bolted Barbecue Parched Patriot Canteen 2025 | 1 |
| Bolted Barbecue Barbecued Buster 2025 | 1 |
| Haunted Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Kritz or Treat Canteen | 1 |
| Unusual Items (2) | # |
|---|---|
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker | 1 |
| Federal Casemaker | 1 |
| Strange Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| Unique Items (236) | # |
|---|---|
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head | 1 |
| MONOCULUS! | 1 |
| Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask | 1 |
| Bombinomicon | 1 |
| Full Head of Steam | 1 |
| Taunt: The Director's Vision | 1 |
| Mercenary | 1 |
| Pyrovision Goggles | 1 |
| Seal Mask | 1 |
| Frontline Field Recorder | 1 |
| Ghastly Gibus | 1 |
| Black Rose | 1 |
| Gentle Munitionne of Leisure | 1 |
| Bronze Dueling Badge | 1 |
| Alien Swarm Parasite | 1 |
| Iron Curtain | 1 |
| License to Maim | 1 |
| Enthusiast's Timepiece | 1 |
| Dangeresque, Too? | 1 |
| Samson Skewer | 1 |
| Dapper Disguise | 1 |
| Necronomicrown | 1 |
| Bloodhound | 1 |
| Long Fall Loafers | 1 |
| Noise Maker - TF Birthday | 1 |
| Party Hat | 1 |
| Noise Maker - Winter Holiday | 1 |
| Power Up Canteen | 1 |
| Operation Steel Trap Badge | 1 |
| Professor Speks | 1 |
| World Traveler's Hat | 1 |
| Mann Co. Cap | 1 |
| Lugermorph | 1 |
| Skull Island Topper | 1 |
| Templar's Spirit | 1 |
| Forgotten King's Pauldrons | 1 |
| Ghoul Gibbin' Gear | 1 |
| Manneater | 1 |
| One-Way Ticket | 1 |
| Baphomet Trotters | 1 |
| Dark Helm | 1 |
| Necro Smasher | 1 |
| Hard-Headed Hardware | 1 |
| Scorched Skirt | 1 |
| Shaolin Sash | 1 |
| Gun Mettle Campaign Coin | 1 |
| Invasion Community Update Coin | 1 |
| Soul Gargoyle | 1 |
| Beep Man | 1 |
| Herzensbrecher | 1 |
| Tough Break Campaign Stamp | 1 |
| Magical Mercenary | 1 |
| Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass | 1 |
| PASS Time Early Participation Pin | 1 |
| Vaccinator | 1 |
| Gunslinger | 1 |
| Beggar's Bazooka | 1 |
| Military Grade JACK Hat | 1 |
| PASS Time Miniature Half JACK | 1 |
| Civilian Grade JACK Hat | 1 |
| Buff Banner | 1 |
| Wrangler | 1 |
| Quick-Fix | 1 |
| Razorback | 1 |
| Cleaner's Carbine | 1 |
| Tide Turner | 1 |
| Gas Passer | 1 |
| Fan O'War | 1 |
| Escape Plan | 1 |
| Frying Pan | 1 |
| Jungle Inferno ConTracker | 1 |
| Dragon's Fury | 1 |
| Thermal Thruster | 1 |
| Second Banana | 1 |
| Short Circuit | 1 |
| Holiday Punch | 1 |
| Buffalo Steak Sandvich | 1 |
| Flying Guillotine | 1 |
| Widowmaker | 1 |
| Splendid Screen | 1 |
| Battalion's Backup | 1 |
| Loch-n-Load | 1 |
| Diamondback | 1 |
| Phlogistinator | 1 |
| Back Scatter | 1 |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 1 |
| B.A.S.E. Jumper | 1 |
| Winger | 1 |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 1 |
| Wrap Assassin | 1 |
| L'Etranger | 1 |
| Rocket Jumper | 1 |
| Sticky Jumper | 1 |
| Direct Hit | 1 |
| Bushwacka | 1 |
| Fists of Steel | 1 |
| Gunboats | 1 |
| Neon Annihilator | 1 |
| Persian Persuader | 1 |
| Mantreads | 1 |
| Your Eternal Reward | 1 |
| Atomizer | 1 |
| Crit-a-Cola | 1 |
| Sun-on-a-Stick | 1 |
| Liberty Launcher | 1 |
| Manmelter | 1 |
| Chargin' Targe | 1 |
| Pain Train | 1 |
| Equalizer | 1 |
| Candy Cane | 1 |
| Huo-Long Heater | 1 |
| Sharpened Volcano Fragment | 1 |
| Scotsman's Skullcutter | 1 |
| Dalokohs Bar | 1 |
| Darwin's Danger Shield | 1 |
| Classic | 1 |
| Solemn Vow | 1 |
| Vita-Saw | 1 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 1 |
| Eureka Effect | 1 |
| Machina | 1 |
| Cozy Camper | 1 |
| Southern Hospitality | 1 |
| Overdose | 1 |
| Pomson 6000 | 1 |
| Conniver's Kunai | 1 |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 1 |
| Hot Hand | 1 |
| Red-Tape Recorder | 1 |
| Enforcer | 1 |
| Lollichop | 1 |
| Tribalman's Shiv | 1 |
| Ali Baba's Wee Booties | 1 |
| Rainblower | 1 |
| Mad Milk | 1 |
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 1 |
| Eyelander | 1 |
| Righteous Bison | 1 |
| Frontier Flyboy | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul | 1 |
| Grub Grenades | 1 |
| Giftapult | 5 |
| Hitman's Heatmaker | 1 |
| Force-a-Nature | 1 |
| Ullapool Caber | 1 |
| Flair! | 1 |
| Operation Mecha Engine Badge | 1 |
| Three-Rune Blade | 1 |
| Maul | 1 |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 1 |
| Postal Pummeler | 2 |
| Fancy Spellbook | 1 |
| Scottish Resistance | 1 |
| Claidheamh Mòr | 1 |
| AWPer Hand | 1 |
| Nostromo Napalmer | 1 |
| Sharp Dresser | 1 |
| Apoco-Fists | 1 |
| Wanga Prick | 1 |
| Family Business | 1 |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Warrior's Spirit | 1 |
| Back Scratcher | 1 |
| Concheror | 1 |
| Big Earner | 1 |
| Holy Mackerel | 1 |
| Dead of Night | 1 |
| Operation Two Cities Badge | 1 |
| Frenchman's Formals | 1 |
| Conscientious Objector | 1 |
| Dark Age Defender | 1 |
| Boston Basher | 1 |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 1 |
| Wrap Battler | 1 |
| Shortstop | 1 |
| Tomislav | 1 |
| Black Box | 1 |
| Degreaser | 1 |
| Powerjack | 1 |
| Soda Popper | 1 |
| Scorch Shot | 1 |
| Amputator | 1 |
| Brass Beast | 1 |
| Detonator | 1 |
| Jag | 1 |
| Panic Attack | 1 |
| Rescue Ranger | 1 |
| Air Strike | 1 |
| Scottish Handshake | 1 |
| Disciplinary Action | 2 |
| Iron Bomber | 1 |
| Muskelmannbraun | 1 |
| Killing Gloves of Boxing | 1 |
| Sandman | 1 |
| Fortified Compound | 1 |
| Bonk! Atomic Punch | 1 |
| Übersaw | 1 |
| Spy-Cicle | 1 |
| Kritzkrieg | 1 |
| Backburner | 1 |
| Cloak and Dagger | 1 |
| Dead Ringer | 1 |
| Axtinguisher | 2 |
| Jarate | 1 |
| Natascha | 1 |
| Blutsauger | 1 |
| Sandvich | 1 |
| Flashdance Footies | 1 |
| Eviction Notice | 1 |
| Half-Zatoichi | 1 |
| Flare Gun | 1 |
| Bazaar Bargain | 1 |
| Third Degree | 1 |
| Market Gardener | 1 |
| Frontier Justice | 1 |
| Bootlegger | 1 |
| Shahanshah | 1 |
| Loose Cannon | 1 |
| Reserve Shooter | 1 |
| Unarmed Combat | 1 |
| Bat Outta Hell | 1 |
| Freedom Staff | 1 |
| Ham Shank | 1 |
| Original | 1 |
| Ambassador | 1 |
| Huntsman | 1 |
| Homewrecker | 1 |
| Hornblower | 1 |
| Cool Cat Cardigan | 1 |
| Reclaimed Metal | 2 |
| Refined Metal | 2 |
| Breakneck Baggies | 1 |
| Toowoomba Tunic | 1 |
| Name Tag | 1 |
| Description Tag | 1 |
| Indubitably Green | 1 |
| Mercenary Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Turncoat | 1 |
| Commando Items (6) | # |
|---|---|
| Smissmas Sweater Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Air Strike | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Soda Popper | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Stickybomb Launcher | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Shotgun | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Scattergun | 1 |