| Unusual Items (7) | # |
|---|---|
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker | 1 |
| Samur-Eye | 1 |
| Sergeant's Drill Hat | 1 |
| Otolaryngologist's Mirror | 1 |
| Brim-Full of Bullets | 1 |
| Hive Minder | 1 |
| Magistrate's Mullet | 1 |
| Haunted Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Beep Man | 1 |
| Strange Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| Unique Items (148) | # |
|---|---|
| Mercenary | 1 |
| Soul Gargoyle | 1 |
| Bombinomicon | 1 |
| Necro Smasher | 1 |
| Bat Outta Hell | 1 |
| Military Grade JACK Hat | 1 |
| PASS Time Miniature Half JACK | 1 |
| Big Earner | 2 |
| Bazaar Bargain | 1 |
| Übersaw | 1 |
| Special Eyes | 1 |
| Iron Bomber | 1 |
| Widowmaker | 1 |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 1 |
| Flare Gun | 1 |
| Quick-Fix | 1 |
| Dragon's Fury | 2 |
| Intangible Ascot | 2 |
| Fancy Spellbook | 1 |
| Headtaker's Hood | 1 |
| Hooded Haunter | 1 |
| Glob | 1 |
| Claws and Infect | 1 |
| Soviet Stitch-Up | 1 |
| Spy-Cicle | 1 |
| Cloak and Dagger | 1 |
| Machina | 1 |
| Hitman's Heatmaker | 1 |
| Noise Maker - Winter Holiday | 1 |
| Vaccinator | 1 |
| Degreaser | 2 |
| Back Scatter | 1 |
| Executioner | 1 |
| Winger | 1 |
| Force-a-Nature | 1 |
| Panic Attack | 1 |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 2 |
| Black Box | 1 |
| Huntsman | 1 |
| Solemn Vow | 1 |
| Liberty Launcher | 1 |
| Mantreads | 1 |
| Axtinguisher | 1 |
| B.A.S.E. Jumper | 1 |
| Escape Plan | 1 |
| Proof of Purchase | 1 |
| Mad Milk | 1 |
| Hot Hand | 1 |
| Crit-a-Cola | 1 |
| Ambassador | 1 |
| Sandman | 1 |
| Splendid Screen | 1 |
| Tomislav | 1 |
| Tribalman's Shiv | 2 |
| Dead Ringer | 1 |
| Wrap Assassin | 1 |
| Classic | 1 |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 1 |
| Loose Cannon | 1 |
| Bronze Dueling Badge | 1 |
| Flying Guillotine | 1 |
| Rescue Ranger | 1 |
| Second Banana | 2 |
| Half-Zatoichi | 1 |
| Conniver's Kunai | 1 |
| Bushwacka | 1 |
| Disciplinary Action | 1 |
| Air Strike | 1 |
| Detonator | 1 |
| Battalion's Backup | 1 |
| Direct Hit | 1 |
| Beggar's Bazooka | 1 |
| Huo-Long Heater | 1 |
| Buff Banner | 4 |
| Warrior's Spirit | 1 |
| Loch-n-Load | 2 |
| Rainblower | 1 |
| Killing Gloves of Boxing | 1 |
| Wrangler | 2 |
| Frontier Justice | 1 |
| Gunslinger | 1 |
| Jag | 1 |
| Cozy Camper | 1 |
| Holy Mackerel | 1 |
| Boston Basher | 2 |
| Scorch Shot | 1 |
| Holiday Punch | 1 |
| Postal Pummeler | 1 |
| Bootlegger | 1 |
| Tuque or Treat | 1 |
| Li'l Dutchman | 1 |
| Rocket Jumper | 1 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 1 |
| Righteous Bison | 2 |
| World Traveler's Hat | 1 |
| Kritzkrieg | 1 |
| Ullapool Caber | 1 |
| Sun-on-a-Stick | 1 |
| Sandvich | 2 |
| Powerjack | 1 |
| Lollichop | 4 |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 1 |
| Lordly Lapels | 1 |
| Buffalo Steak Sandvich | 1 |
| Eureka Effect | 1 |
| Homewrecker | 1 |
| Dueling Mini-Game | 2 |
| Natascha | 1 |
| Cleaner's Carbine | 1 |
| Gunboats | 1 |
| Back Scratcher | 1 |
| Original | 1 |
| Blutsauger | 1 |
| Scottish Resistance | 1 |
| Vita-Saw | 1 |
| Ali Baba's Wee Booties | 1 |
| Phlogistinator | 1 |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 1 |
| L'Étranger | 1 |
| Short Circuit | 1 |
| Overdose | 1 |
| Concheror | 1 |
| Gas Passer | 1 |
| Eyelander | 2 |
| Razorback | 1 |
| Pomson 6000 | 2 |
| Family Business | 1 |
| Fortified Compound | 1 |
| Manmelter | 2 |
| Thermal Thruster | 1 |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Chargin' Targe | 1 |
| Reserve Shooter | 1 |
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 1 |
| Scottish Handshake | 2 |
| Eviction Notice | 1 |
| Shahanshah | 1 |
| Amputator | 1 |
| Southern Hospitality | 1 |
| Tide Turner | 1 |
| Giftapult | 2 |
| Strange Count Transfer Tool | 2 |
| Magical Mount | 1 |
| Gift Wrap | 2 |
| Secret Saxton | 1 |
| Name Tag | 1 |
| Description Tag | 1 |
| Refined Metal | 53 |
| Assassin Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Dumb Bell | 1 |
| Mercenary Items (3) | # |
|---|---|
| Undercover Brolly | 1 |
| Head Mounted Double Observatory | 1 |
| Bulb Bonnet | 1 |
| Commando Items (6) | # |
|---|---|
| Smissmas Sweater Rocket Launcher | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Scattergun | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Medi Gun | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Bazaar Bargain | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Wrench | 1 |