| Vintage Items (12) | # |
|---|---|
| Tyrant's Helm | 2 |
| Master's Yellow Belt | 1 |
| Physician's Procedure Mask | 1 |
| Gunboats | 1 |
| Escape Plan | 1 |
| Buffalo Steak Sandvich | 1 |
| Jarate | 1 |
| Sandman | 1 |
| Sun-on-a-Stick | 1 |
| Sharpened Volcano Fragment | 1 |
| Gunslinger | 1 |
| Camera Beard | 1 |
| Haunted Items (10) | # |
|---|---|
| Guano | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul | 1 |
| Legend of Bugfoot | 1 |
| Frontier Flyboy | 1 |
| Marsupial Muzzle | 1 |
| Hooded Haunter | 1 |
| Under Cover | 1 |
| Bonedolier | 1 |
| Futankhamun | 1 |
| Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down | 1 |
| Genuine Items (27) | # |
|---|---|
| Hero's Hachimaki | 4 |
| Mask of the Shaman | 1 |
| Killer Exclusive | 1 |
| That '70s Chapeau | 1 |
| ETF2L Highlander Open Silver Medal | 1 |
| Dadliest Catch | 1 |
| Heals for Reals Donor | 1 |
| UGC Highlander Silver Participant | 2 |
| Buck Turner All-Stars | 1 |
| Original | 1 |
| Three-Rune Blade | 1 |
| Quäckenbirdt | 1 |
| AWPer Hand | 1 |
| Horace | 1 |
| Ham Shank | 1 |
| RGL.gg One Day Prolander Cup - Europe | 1 |
| Sydney Straw Boat | 1 |
| Short Circuit | 1 |
| Quadwrangler | 1 |
| Foppish Physician | 1 |
| Concheror | 1 |
| Blapature Co. Benefactor | 1 |
| ETF2L Highlander Open Playoff Medal | 1 |
| Doublecross-Comm | 1 |
| Machina | 1 |
| Freedom Staff | 1 |
| Brigade Helm | 1 |
| Unusual Items (17) | # |
|---|---|
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker | 1 |
| Stainless Pot | 1 |
| Taunt: The Fubar Fanfare | 1 |
| Taunt: The High Five! | 1 |
| Taunt: Rancho Relaxo | 1 |
| Tam O' Shanter | 2 |
| Taunt: Skullcracker | 1 |
| Taunt: Bucking Bronco | 1 |
| Taunt: Zoomin' Broom | 1 |
| Hound Dog | 1 |
| Taunt: The Meet the Medic | 2 |
| Industrial Festivizer | 1 |
| Brigade Helm | 1 |
| Ze Goggles | 2 |
| Taunt: The Scooty Scoot | 1 |
| Taunt: The Dueling Banjo | 1 |
| Taunt: Doctor's Defibrillators | 1 |
| Strange Items (162) | # |
|---|---|
| Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| Razorback | 1 |
| Sandman | 2 |
| Battalion's Backup | 1 |
| Professor Speks | 1 |
| Scotsman's Skullcutter | 1 |
| Bonk! Atomic Punch | 1 |
| Crit-a-Cola | 1 |
| Dead Ringer | 1 |
| Flying Guillotine | 1 |
| Cloak and Dagger | 1 |
| Festive Buff Banner | 1 |
| Conniver's Kunai | 1 |
| Festive Sandvich | 1 |
| Apparition's Aspect | 1 |
| Red-Tape Recorder | 1 |
| Eviction Notice | 1 |
| Blutsauger | 2 |
| Festive Gloves of Running Urgently | 1 |
| Festive Axtinguisher | 1 |
| Liberty Launcher | 1 |
| Syringe Gun | 1 |
| Amputator | 1 |
| Killer Exclusive | 1 |
| Overdose | 1 |
| Neon Annihilator | 1 |
| Detonator | 1 |
| Scorch Shot | 1 |
| Solemn Vow | 1 |
| Marxman | 2 |
| Spy-Cicle | 1 |
| Double Dog Dare Demo Pants | 1 |
| Festive Jarate | 1 |
| Mad Milk | 1 |
| Classic | 1 |
| Blood Banker | 1 |
| Frying Pan | 1 |
| Tribalman's Shiv | 1 |
| Festive Grenade Launcher | 1 |
| Festive Force-a-Nature | 1 |
| Huo-Long Heater | 1 |
| Villain's Veil | 1 |
| Construction PDA | 1 |
| Scottish Resistance | 1 |
| Hitman's Heatmaker | 1 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 1 |
| Bottle | 1 |
| Air Strike | 1 |
| Flare Gun | 1 |
| Antlers | 1 |
| Festive Huntsman | 1 |
| Vaccinator | 1 |
| All-Father | 2 |
| Ghastlierest Gibus | 1 |
| Summer Shades | 1 |
| Festive Black Box | 2 |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 1 |
| Medi Gun | 4 |
| Concheror | 1 |
| Market Gardener | 1 |
| Sapper | 1 |
| Merc's Mohawk | 1 |
| Bushman's Bristles | 1 |
| Family Business | 1 |
| Tomislav | 2 |
| Revolver | 1 |
| L'Etranger | 1 |
| Loose Cannon | 2 |
| Dalokohs Bar | 1 |
| Southern Hospitality | 1 |
| Bazaar Bargain | 1 |
| Viking Braider | 2 |
| Rocket Launcher | 2 |
| Minigun | 4 |
| Festive Übersaw | 1 |
| Shotgun | 1 |
| Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II | 1 |
| Fancy Dress Uniform | 1 |
| Festive Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Mistaken Movember | 1 |
| Fan O'War | 1 |
| Crossing Guard | 1 |
| Widowmaker | 1 |
| Festive Wrangler | 1 |
| Coldsnap Cap | 1 |
| Bat | 1 |
| Equalizer | 1 |
| Winger | 1 |
| Flame Thrower | 1 |
| Cute Suit | 1 |
| AWPer Hand | 1 |
| Persian Persuader | 1 |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 1 |
| Exorcizor | 1 |
| Scattergun | 1 |
| Backburner | 3 |
| Chargin' Targe | 1 |
| Splendid Screen | 1 |
| Triggerman's Tacticals | 1 |
| Holiday Punch | 1 |
| Killing Gloves of Boxing | 1 |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 1 |
| Escape Plan | 1 |
| Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Scot Bonnet | 1 |
| Bushwacka | 1 |
| Natascha | 1 |
| Kritzkrieg | 1 |
| Colonel's Coat | 1 |
| Fists of Steel | 1 |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Eyelander | 2 |
| Kukri | 2 |
| Your Eternal Reward | 1 |
| Quick-Fix | 2 |
| Knife | 1 |
| Brass Beast | 1 |
| Soda Popper | 1 |
| Insulated Inventor | 1 |
| Cleaner's Carbine | 1 |
| Shortstop | 1 |
| Enforcer | 1 |
| Half-Zatoichi | 1 |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 2 |
| Grenade Launcher | 1 |
| Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I | 1 |
| Festive Wrench | 1 |
| Candy Cane | 1 |
| Medical Mystery | 1 |
| Foppish Physician | 1 |
| Festive Holy Mackerel | 1 |
| Powerjack | 1 |
| Rescue Ranger | 1 |
| Disciplinary Action | 1 |
| Iron Bomber | 1 |
| Double Dynamite | 1 |
| Face Full of Festive | 1 |
| Third Degree | 1 |
| Pomson 6000 | 1 |
| Reserve Shooter | 1 |
| Bread Bite | 1 |
| Texas Ten Gallon | 3 |
| Ambassador | 3 |
| Panic Attack | 1 |
| Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II | 1 |
| Degreaser | 1 |
| Snow Sleeves | 1 |
| Phlogistinator | 1 |
| Law | 1 |
| Pistol | 1 |
| Direct Hit | 1 |
| Beggar's Bazooka | 1 |
| Festive SMG | 1 |
| Festive Rocket Launcher | 1 |
| Festive Stickybomb Launcher | 1 |
| Mantreads | 1 |
| Homewrecker | 1 |
| Jag | 1 |
| Festive Knife | 1 |
| Invis Watch | 1 |
| Frontier Justice | 1 |
| Ullapool Caber | 1 |
| Unique Items (396) | # |
|---|---|
| Spellbook Magazine | 1 |
| Pyrovision Goggles | 1 |
| Mercenary | 1 |
| Gunslinger | 1 |
| Razorback | 2 |
| Cloak and Dagger | 2 |
| Winger | 2 |
| Axtinguisher | 1 |
| Degreaser | 1 |
| Buff Banner | 1 |
| Bazaar Bargain | 1 |
| Soda Popper | 1 |
| Market Gardener | 1 |
| Bronze Dueling Badge | 1 |
| Back Scatter | 3 |
| Manmelter | 2 |
| Overdose | 1 |
| Spy-Cicle | 1 |
| Lollichop | 1 |
| Power Up Canteen | 2 |
| Noise Maker - TF Birthday | 1 |
| Law | 3 |
| Mistaken Movember | 2 |
| Dueling Mini-Game | 2 |
| Black Rose | 1 |
| Paisley Pro | 1 |
| Taunt: Square Dance | 1 |
| Taunt: Oblooterated | 1 |
| Taunt: I See You | 1 |
| Fruit Shoot | 1 |
| Soul Gargoyle | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul | 2 |
| MONOCULUS! | 1 |
| Spellbook Page | 28 |
| Point and Shoot | 1 |
| Taunt: The Schadenfreude | 1 |
| Insulated Inventor | 1 |
| Taunt: Zoomin' Broom | 1 |
| Chronomancer | 1 |
| Black Box | 2 |
| Tide Turner | 3 |
| Tough Break Campaign Stamp | 1 |
| Taunt: The Box Trot | 1 |
| Sub Zero Suit | 1 |
| Taunt: The Killer Solo | 1 |
| Mann Co. Cap | 1 |
| Archer's Groundings | 1 |
| Villain's Veil | 4 |
| Viking Braider | 3 |
| World Traveler's Hat | 1 |
| Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors | 1 |
| Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory | 1 |
| HazMat Headcase | 2 |
| Arkham Cowl | 1 |
| Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite | 8 |
| Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass | 1 |
| Ghostly Gibus | 1 |
| Special Eyes | 5 |
| Cute Suit | 1 |
| Scoper's Smoke | 1 |
| Macho Mann | 4 |
| Team Captain | 1 |
| North Polar Fleece | 1 |
| Taunt: The Director's Vision | 1 |
| Full Head of Steam | 1 |
| Gentle Munitionne of Leisure | 1 |
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head | 1 |
| Bombinomicon | 1 |
| B.A.S.E. Jumper | 1 |
| Bruiser's Bandanna | 3 |
| Caped Crusader | 1 |
| Doc's Holiday | 1 |
| Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown | 1 |
| Archimedes | 1 |
| Buck Turner All-Stars | 6 |
| Endothermic Exowear | 1 |
| Merc's Mohawk | 5 |
| Taunt: Party Trick | 1 |
| Trencher's Tunic | 1 |
| Scotch Saver | 1 |
| Taunt: Spent Well Spirits | 1 |
| Taunt: Buy a Life | 1 |
| Man in Slacks | 1 |
| Operation Two Cities Badge | 1 |
| PASS Time Early Participation Pin | 1 |
| Taunt: The Balloonibouncer | 1 |
| Antlers | 1 |
| Nine-Pipe Problem | 1 |
| Cold Killer | 3 |
| War Pig | 1 |
| Doublecross-Comm | 4 |
| Graybanns | 3 |
| Taunt: Battin' a Thousand | 1 |
| Taunt: Deep Fried Desire | 1 |
| All-Father | 7 |
| B.M.O.C. | 1 |
| Snow Sleeves | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul | 2 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul | 1 |
| Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return) | 2 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul | 1 |
| Under Cover | 1 |
| Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative | 1 |
| Necro Smasher | 1 |
| Archimedes the Undying | 1 |
| Lollichop Licker | 1 |
| Transylvania Top | 1 |
| Exquisite Rack | 1 |
| Conscientious Objector | 3 |
| Flair! | 2 |
| Taunt: Pool Party | 1 |
| Pain Train | 2 |
| Widowmaker | 1 |
| Face Full of Festive | 6 |
| Marshall's Mutton Chops | 1 |
| Byte'd Beak | 1 |
| Ruffled Ruprecht | 3 |
| Brotherhood of Arms | 1 |
| Physician's Procedure Mask | 4 |
| Taunt: The Shred Alert | 1 |
| Backwards Ballcap | 1 |
| Bill's Hat | 2 |
| Soot Suit | 1 |
| A Brush with Death | 3 |
| Taunt: The Table Tantrum | 1 |
| Taunt: Scotsmann's Stagger | 1 |
| Blighted Beak | 1 |
| SpaceChem Pin | 1 |
| Texas Ten Gallon | 10 |
| Reggaelator | 3 |
| Bearded Bombardier | 7 |
| Ward | 2 |
| Razor Cut | 1 |
| Summer Claim Check | 1 |
| Taunt: The Victory Lap | 1 |
| Taunt: Didgeridrongo | 1 |
| Well-Rounded Rifleman | 1 |
| Shogun's Shoulder Guard | 1 |
| Pop-Eyes | 2 |
| Area 451 | 1 |
| Pyromancer's Mask | 2 |
| Sight for Sore Eyes | 1 |
| That '70s Chapeau | 1 |
| Antarctic Parka | 3 |
| Quoth | 1 |
| Ellis' Cap | 2 |
| The Superfan | 2 |
| Whiskered Gentleman | 1 |
| Troublemaker's Tossle Cap | 1 |
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 2 |
| Battle Bob | 1 |
| Fishcake | 1 |
| Marxman | 1 |
| Master's Yellow Belt | 3 |
| Hero's Tail | 1 |
| Swagman's Swatter | 2 |
| Fast Learner | 2 |
| The Essential Accessories | 3 |
| Horrific Head of Hare | 1 |
| Ornament Armament | 1 |
| Filamental | 3 |
| Cobber Chameleon | 2 |
| Duck Journal | 1 |
| Chicken Kiev | 1 |
| Weight Room Warmer | 2 |
| Red Army Robin | 1 |
| Bird-Man of Aberdeen | 1 |
| Danger | 2 |
| Heat of Winter | 2 |
| Medimedes | 1 |
| Magical Mercenary | 2 |
| Cuban Bristle Crisis | 10 |
| Brim-Full of Bullets | 2 |
| Noh Mercy | 1 |
| Dead of Night | 2 |
| Hound Dog | 3 |
| Aqua Flops | 4 |
| Winter Wonderland Wrap | 2 |
| Outback Intellectual | 1 |
| Hornblower | 1 |
| Business Casual | 2 |
| Escapist | 1 |
| Ninja Cowl | 1 |
| Deep Cover Operator | 1 |
| Sergeant's Drill Hat | 5 |
| Summer Shades | 4 |
| Tuxxy | 1 |
| Jungle Inferno ConTracker | 1 |
| Taunt: The Headcase | 1 |
| Taunt: The Soviet Strongarm | 1 |
| Marsupial Muzzle | 1 |
| Dragon's Fury | 1 |
| Gas Passer | 3 |
| Thermal Thruster | 1 |
| Abominable Snow Pants | 1 |
| Kathman-Hairdo | 1 |
| Himalayan Hair Shirt | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul | 1 |
| Hooded Haunter | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul | 1 |
| Carious Chameleon | 1 |
| Bonedolier | 3 |
| Second Banana | 2 |
| Shaman's Skull | 1 |
| Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride | 2 |
| Steel Pipes | 1 |
| Baphomet Trotters | 1 |
| Snow Scoper | 3 |
| Merc's Muffler | 3 |
| Siberian Sophisticate | 1 |
| Ball-Kicking Boots | 1 |
| Huo-Long Heater | 1 |
| Ali Baba's Wee Booties | 2 |
| Taunt: Luxury Lounge | 1 |
| Taunt: The Bunnyhopper | 1 |
| Brigade Helm | 2 |
| Taunt: Surgeon's Squeezebox | 1 |
| Triad Trinket | 1 |
| Noise Maker - Winter Holiday | 2 |
| Bounty Hat | 1 |
| Giftapult | 6 |
| Sticky Jumper | 1 |
| Rocket Jumper | 1 |
| Max's Severed Head | 2 |
| Sneaky Spats of Sneaking | 1 |
| Rogue's Col Roule | 1 |
| Treasure Hat | 1 |
| Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 | 2 |
| Backstabber's Boomslang | 1 |
| Dillinger's Duffel | 2 |
| Gold Digger | 4 |
| Medi-Mask | 1 |
| Cold Snap Coat | 1 |
| Colonel's Coat | 1 |
| Fancy Dress Uniform | 2 |
| Leftover Trap | 1 |
| Five-Month Shadow | 2 |
| Fed-Fightin' Fedora | 1 |
| Fashionable Megalomaniac | 1 |
| Kringle Collection | 1 |
| Defiant Spartan | 1 |
| Saxton Hale Mask | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul | 1 |
| Soviet Gentleman | 1 |
| Jungle Booty | 1 |
| Hero's Hachimaki | 1 |
| Earbuds | 1 |
| Heavy Lifter | 1 |
| Industrial Festivizer | 1 |
| Dashin' Hashshashin | 1 |
| Lumbricus Lid | 1 |
| Gone Commando | 1 |
| Hot Hand | 1 |
| Sharp Dresser | 1 |
| Quäckenbirdt | 1 |
| Festive Black Box | 1 |
| Saxton | 1 |
| Last Breath | 1 |
| Egghead's Overalls | 1 |
| Combat Slacks | 1 |
| Apparition's Aspect | 1 |
| Trickster's Turnout Gear | 1 |
| Googol Glass Eyes | 1 |
| Flip-Flops | 1 |
| Stout Shako | 1 |
| Marksman's Mohair | 3 |
| Toowoomba Tunic | 1 |
| Taunt: The Jumping Jack | 1 |
| Unidentified Following Object | 1 |
| Rugged Respirator | 1 |
| Spooky Sleeves | 1 |
| Scream Fortress X War Paint Case | 3 |
| Headtaker's Hood | 1 |
| Li'l Dutchman | 2 |
| Hollowhead | 1 |
| Faux Manchu | 2 |
| Immobile Suit | 2 |
| Violet Vermin Case | 2 |
| Emerald Jarate | 1 |
| Skull Island Topper | 1 |
| Bat Outta Hell | 1 |
| Taunt: Panzer Pants | 1 |
| Strange Count Transfer Tool | 3 |
| Mann-Bird of Aberdeen | 1 |
| Warrior's Spirit | 1 |
| Flight of the Monarch | 1 |
| Bootlegger | 1 |
| Spooky Spoils Case | 2 |
| Spellbinder's Bonnet | 1 |
| Ghoul Gibbin' Gear | 1 |
| Australium Gold | 1 |
| Apoco-Fists | 1 |
| Cozy Camper | 1 |
| Extra Layer | 1 |
| Soldier's Slope Scopers | 1 |
| Air Raider | 2 |
| Mair Mask | 1 |
| Rail Spikes | 1 |
| Scrap Metal | 12 |
| Tartantaloons | 1 |
| Spooky Shoes | 1 |
| Wicked Windfall Case | 3 |
| Tail from the Crypt | 1 |
| Heavy Mask | 2 |
| Roo Rippers | 1 |
| Exorcizor | 1 |
| Halloween Package | 7 |
| Gift-Stuffed Stocking 2020 | 1 |
| Parasight | 1 |
| Tuque or Treat | 2 |
| Crone's Dome | 2 |
| External Organ | 1 |
| Das Blutliebhaber | 1 |
| Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case | 1 |
| Hundkopf | 1 |
| Scarecrow | 1 |
| Intangible Ascot | 2 |
| Death Support Pack | 1 |
| Grease Monkey | 1 |
| Muskelmannbraun | 1 |
| Flying Guillotine | 1 |
| Reserve Shooter | 1 |
| Taunt: The Mannbulance! | 1 |
| Taunt: Shooter's Stakeout | 2 |
| Brainiac Hairpiece | 1 |
| Safe'n'Sound | 1 |
| Trail-Blazer | 1 |
| Das Gutenkutteharen | 1 |
| Gift-Stuffed Stocking 2022 | 1 |
| Eureka Effect | 1 |
| Buzz Killer | 1 |
| Gift-Stuffed Stocking 2023 | 1 |
| Description Tag | 2 |
| Radigan Conagher Brown | 1 |
| Short Circuit | 2 |
| Mad Milk | 2 |
| Buffalo Steak Sandvich | 1 |
| Gaelic Golf Bag | 3 |
| War Blunder | 1 |
| Corpse Carrier | 1 |
| Pardner's Pompadour | 1 |
| Darwin's Danger Shield | 1 |
| Taunt: Mourning Mercs | 1 |
| Taunt: Cheers! | 1 |
| Reinforced Robot Emotion Detector | 1 |
| Taunt: Killer Joke | 1 |
| Taunt: Time Out Therapy | 1 |
| Refined Metal | 52 |
| Backpack Expander | 3 |
| Reinforced Robot Humor Suppression Pump | 1 |
| Class Token - Pyro | 1 |
| Party Hat | 1 |
| Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe | 1 |
| Heavy-Weight Champ | 1 |
| Scottish Handshake | 1 |
| Winter 2023 Cosmetic Case | 1 |
| Fancy Fedora | 1 |
| Bushman's Bristles | 2 |
| Name Tag | 4 |
| Photo Badge | 1 |
| Mann Co. Supply Crate Key | 10 |
| Vintage Tyrolean | 1 |
| Deus Specs | 1 |
| Red-Tape Recorder | 1 |
| Limited Late Summer Crate | 9 |
| Summer 2025 Cosmetic Case | 6 |
| Powerjack | 1 |
| Festivizer | 4 |
| Taunt: Texan Trickshot | 1 |
| Classic | 1 |
| Spectral Stash Case | 9 |
| Haunted Hat | 1 |
| Fowl Fists | 1 |
| Can Opener | 1 |
| Crazy Legs | 1 |
| Creature's Grin | 1 |
| Blazing Bull | 1 |
| Manneater | 1 |
| Beast from Below | 1 |
| Your Eternal Reward | 1 |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 1 |
| Grub Grenades | 1 |
| Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down | 1 |
| Squid's Lid | 1 |
| Snaggletoothed Stetson | 1 |
| Dr. Gogglestache | 1 |
| Templar's Spirit | 1 |
| Bonk! Atomic Punch | 1 |
| Soul of 'Spensers Past | 1 |
| Sun-on-a-Stick | 1 |
| Wings of Purity | 1 |
| Bozo's Bouffant | 1 |
| Kanga Kickers | 1 |
| Southern Hospitality | 1 |
| Face Plante | 1 |
| Elite Items (2) | # |
|---|---|
| All Hallows' Hatte | 1 |
| Dragon Slayer Dragon's Fury | 2 |
| Civilian Items (6) | # |
|---|---|
| Autumn Shotgun | 1 |
| Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Übersaw | 1 |
| Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Smalltown Bringdown Mk.II Shahanshah | 1 |
| Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Minigun | 1 |
| Nutcracker Mk.II Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Commando Items (30) | # |
|---|---|
| Gift Bringer | 2 |
| D-Eye-Monds | 1 |
| Burning Beanie | 1 |
| Punk's Pomp | 1 |
| Sledder's Sidekick | 1 |
| Gauzed Gaze | 1 |
| Bonk Batter's Backup | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater Medi Gun | 1 |
| Croaking Hazard | 1 |
| Athenian Attire | 1 |
| Smissmas Sweater War Paint | 3 |
| Puggyback | 1 |
| Wagga Wagga Wear | 1 |
| Kapitan's Kaftan | 1 |
| Winter Wrap Up | 2 |
| Discovision | 1 |
| Madmann's Muzzle | 2 |
| Horrible Horns | 1 |
| Kill Covered Black Box | 1 |
| Dynamite Abs | 1 |
| Semi-Tame Trapper's Hat | 1 |
| Eye-See-You | 1 |
| Gourd Grin | 1 |
| Eyequarium | 1 |
| Detective | 2 |
| Isotopic Insulator | 1 |
| Jumping Jester | 1 |
| Lawnmaker | 2 |
| Hot Huaraches | 1 |
| Shooting Star | 1 |
| Assassin Items (10) | # |
|---|---|
| El Duderino | 1 |
| Legendary Lid | 1 |
| A Well Wrapped Hat | 1 |
| Crusader's Getup | 1 |
| Polar Pal | 1 |
| Bobby Bonnet | 1 |
| Smissmas Saxton | 1 |
| Fire Tooth | 1 |
| Clown's Cover-Up | 2 |
| Power Spike | 1 |
| Mercenary Items (58) | # |
|---|---|
| Santarchimedes | 1 |
| Rotation Sensation | 5 |
| Spooktacles | 2 |
| Graylien | 1 |
| Colossal Cranium | 1 |
| Assassin's Attire | 1 |
| Antarctic Eyewear | 4 |
| Hephaistos' Handcraft | 1 |
| Olympic Leapers | 1 |
| Arachno-Arsonist | 4 |
| Hellmet | 3 |
| Nuke | 1 |
| Wise Whiskers | 5 |
| Catcher's Companion | 1 |
| Stapler's Specs | 1 |
| Bottle Cap | 1 |
| Mediterranean Mercenary | 2 |
| Melted Mop | 1 |
| Brain Interface | 2 |
| Pocket-Medes | 1 |
| Bumble Beenie | 1 |
| Citizen Cane | 1 |
| Pebbles the Penguin | 2 |
| Party Poncho | 2 |
| El Mostacho | 1 |
| Candy Cranium | 1 |
| Fuel Injector | 6 |
| Bat Hat | 1 |
| Wipe Out Wraps | 1 |
| Down Tundra Coat | 2 |
| Merc Stained Crusader's Crossbow | 1 |
| Most Dangerous Mane | 1 |
| Upgrade | 1 |
| Missing Piece | 1 |
| Goblineer | 1 |
| Handsome Devil | 1 |
| A Handsome Handy Thing | 1 |
| Seared Sorcerer | 1 |
| Boom Boxers | 1 |
| Barefoot Brawler | 2 |
| More Gun Marshal | 1 |
| Throttlehead | 1 |
| Tactical Turtleneck | 1 |
| Killing Tree | 2 |
| Make Ogre | 1 |
| Wanderer's Wool | 1 |
| Rugged Rags | 1 |
| Nightcap | 1 |
| Covert Covers | 1 |
| Smiling Somen | 1 |
| Hollowed Helm | 1 |
| Soft Hard Hat | 1 |
| Oktoberfester | 1 |
| Brim of Fire | 2 |
| California Cap | 1 |
| El Fiestibrero | 1 |
| Anodized Aloha Loch-n-Load | 1 |
| Trucker's Topper | 1 |