| Self-Made Items (3) | # |
|---|---|
| Winter 2023 Cosmetic Key | 1 |
| Unusual Cap | 2 |
| Summer 2024 Cosmetic Key | 1 |
| Unusual Items (62) | # |
|---|---|
| Human Cannonball | 1 |
| Eliminator's Safeguard | 1 |
| Officer's Ushanka | 1 |
| Platinum Pickelhaube | 1 |
| Conquistador | 1 |
| Timeless Topper | 1 |
| Sergeant's Drill Hat | 1 |
| Your Worst Nightmare | 1 |
| Whirly Warrior | 1 |
| Surgeon's Stahlhelm | 2 |
| Nanobalaclava | 1 |
| Magnificent Mongolian | 1 |
| Deep Cover Operator | 1 |
| Stormin' Norman | 1 |
| German Gonzila | 1 |
| Valley Forge | 1 |
| Toy Tailor | 1 |
| Cadaver's Cranium | 1 |
| Glasgow Great Helm | 1 |
| Scotch Bonnet | 1 |
| Ye Olde Baker Boy | 1 |
| Counterfeit Billycock | 1 |
| Napper's Respite | 1 |
| Rebel Rouser | 1 |
| Medic's Mountain Cap | 1 |
| Noble Amassment of Hats | 1 |
| Vintage Tyrolean | 1 |
| Bonk Leadwear | 1 |
| Fur-Lined Fighter | 1 |
| A Rather Festive Tree | 1 |
| Cotton Head | 1 |
| Teutonic Toque | 1 |
| Waxy Wayfinder | 1 |
| Attendant | 1 |
| Bloke's Bucket Hat | 1 |
| Familiar Fez | 1 |
| Magistrate's Mullet | 1 |
| Metal Slug | 1 |
| Private Eye | 1 |
| Respectless Rubber Glove | 1 |
| Bomber's Bucket Hat | 1 |
| Liquidator's Lid | 1 |
| Full Metal Drill Hat | 1 |
| Infernal Impaler | 1 |
| Hive Minder | 1 |
| L'homme Burglerre | 2 |
| Crown of the Old Kingdom | 1 |
| Taunt: Scotsmann's Stagger | 1 |
| Flipped Trilby | 1 |
| Taunt: Yeti Smash | 1 |
| Frontier Djustice | 1 |
| Berliner's Bucket Helm | 1 |
| Hat with No Name | 1 |
| Engineer's Cap | 1 |
| Merc's Mohawk | 1 |
| Horrific Headsplitter | 1 |
| Galvanized Gibus | 1 |
| Taunt: The Director's Vision | 1 |
| Grimm Hatte | 1 |
| Das Übersternmann | 1 |
| Head Warmer | 1 |
| Taunt: The Balloonibouncer | 1 |
| Genuine Items (5) | # |
|---|---|
| Heartfelt Hero | 1 |
| Jungle Booty | 1 |
| Madness vs Machines Boundless Heart 2019 | 1 |
| Spycrab | 1 |
| Rally Call - Whale Donor | 1 |
| Strange Items (10) | # |
|---|---|
| Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 1 |
| Natascha | 1 |
| Quick-Fix | 1 |
| Buff Banner | 1 |
| Bushwacka | 1 |
| Neon Annihilator | 1 |
| Scorch Shot | 1 |
| Apparition's Aspect | 1 |
| Phlogistinator | 1 |
| Unique Items (52) | # |
|---|---|
| Necro Smasher | 1 |
| Razorback | 1 |
| Kritzkrieg | 1 |
| Dead Ringer | 1 |
| Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker | 1 |
| Soul Gargoyle | 1 |
| Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul | 1 |
| Medimedes | 1 |
| Black Box | 1 |
| Big Earner | 1 |
| Cozy Camper | 1 |
| Beep Man | 1 |
| Rail Spikes | 1 |
| Power Up Canteen | 1 |
| Jungle Inferno ConTracker | 1 |
| Dragon's Fury | 1 |
| Gas Passer | 1 |
| Thermal Thruster | 1 |
| Scoper's Scales | 1 |
| Crocodile Mun-Dee | 1 |
| Axtinguisher | 1 |
| Fancy Spellbook | 1 |
| Mad Milk | 1 |
| Avian Amante | 1 |
| Hot Hand | 1 |
| Jarate | 1 |
| Shortstop | 1 |
| Conscientious Objector | 3 |
| Something Special For Someone Special | 1 |
| Darwin's Danger Shield | 1 |
| Taunt: The Pooped Deck | 1 |
| Operation Steel Trap Badge | 1 |
| Strange Count Transfer Tool | 5 |
| Giftapult | 3 |
| Loch-n-Load | 1 |
| Second Banana | 2 |
| Sun-on-a-Stick | 1 |
| Black Rose | 1 |
| Operation Gear Grinder Badge | 1 |
| Magical Mount | 1 |
| Operation Mecha Engine Badge | 1 |
| Operation Two Cities Badge | 1 |
| Scrap Metal | 26 |
| Pocket Medic | 1 |
| Reclaimed Metal | 12 |
| Fabricator | 6 |
| Executioner | 1 |
| Reinforced Robot Humor Suppression Pump | 21 |
| Reinforced Robot Emotion Detector | 5 |
| Reinforced Robot Bomb Stabilizer | 48 |
| Secret Saxton | 3 |
| Refined Metal | 9 |
| Elite Items (2) | # |
|---|---|
| Starlight Serenity Brass Beast | 1 |
| Rocko | 1 |
| Assassin Items (1) | # |
|---|---|
| Head Prize | 1 |
| Mercenary Items (3) | # |
|---|---|
| Showstopper | 1 |
| Tiger Buffed Übersaw | 1 |
| Bumble Beenie | 1 |
| Commando Items (10) | # |
|---|---|
| Bovine Blazemaker Mk.II Powerjack | 1 |
| Bovine Blazemaker Mk.II Übersaw | 1 |
| Bovine Blazemaker Mk.II Jag | 1 |
| Bovine Blazemaker Mk.II Back Scratcher | 1 |
| Macaw Masked Sniper Rifle | 1 |
| Calavera Canvas Powerjack | 1 |
| Frozen Aurora Disciplinary Action | 1 |
| SandMann's Brush | 1 |
| Horrible Horns | 1 |
| Harry | 1 |